Halfway There

She’s a Word that Rhymes with ’Hunt’

Kim's 'under the weather' (HIPAA violation alert) so Jen & Camilo hold the fort with the extremely banal pop culture subjects, but guess what – they make it sparkle! Under the microscope are Lea Michele's controversial return to B'way, the Don't Worry Darling film premiere drama and whatever happened to Zac Efron's face. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.8/11

Check for Ho Notes

Sip some absinthe to fully enjoy this episode. X-Tina's and Julia Fox's provocative outfits get us started, and we move on to suburban doorbell cams and accidental fentanyl. We discuss Sally Field's pioneering role as a multiple personality disorder sufferer and also as an iconic award receiver. Our main topic is weight training to keep that shit tight as you age. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.6/11

In a Cemetery You’re a Spring Chicken

Cute dog squeaks from Jen’s darling pup dot our animated discussion about dating young. Kim shares her experiences in TX and NY after the chill of Barbados, with a thoughtful discussion about gun ownership and U.S. gun violence. The Bennifer wedding provides a banal respite before Camilo dives into love in the metaverse. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

Horny Toilets

Kim's traveling so Camilo & Jen tackle our horny listeners without her. We discuss aggro librarians, Maggie Haberman's knowledge of Mar-A-Lago's toilets, and the sadness of Anne Heche's crash. Our feature discussion is about religious LARPing, whether it involves the LDS recent sexual abuse accusations or liberals suddenly deciding to go Catholic. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.4/11

Fish Dinner with Hands

Kim is fasting so any mention of food is verboten. Camilo wonders if she’s starting a cult, which leads to a discussion on the sex lives of cults. We are of course pundits so we make 2022/2024 election predictions, with Jen decrying the political gerontocracy. Camilo prods everyone for their earliest social media memories, but what Jen wants to talk about is dating & hookup sites and apps. One thing we can all agree on is that Jennifer Coolidge is pure joy. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.6/11

The Moistest Podcast

Another two-hander Half-Baked episode as Jen is shooting a film! Kim and Camilo run the topic gamut, from deflecting a Marie Kondo lawsuit to geriatric fatherhood. We reluctantly ponder Elon Musk's shirtless photos and Kim educates Camilo on Bajan stank face. Dining in shorts, fishmongers, sassy waitstaff and indifferent delivery drivers come up too. We discuss how long one should be in therapy but most critically we address men's peeing insecurities. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.1/11

Hot Girl Walks and Emu Squawks

This heat wave has Jen almost igniting a historic quad while Kim & Camilo share their square dancing youth – and how we all crave dancing whether on a cruise ship, at a secret rave or in a Bulgarian club. Camilo extols the victory of emus over Australian forces, Kim believes Beyoncé's forbidden images should stand as points of pride and everyone agrees that JLo's olive oil treatments are bullsh*t. Our main feature– What does 'being hot' mean in 2022? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

Carpe Dick’em

This is our sexxxy ep, with personal revelations about our youthful indiscretions that will have our mothers gasping. But we also cover essential topics such as Jen's balls, whether improv is just as good as therapy and if monkeypox is the new HIV. When Kim disappears, we have a Madonna minute but not before we discuss the timely Weiner/Abedin sex scandal. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 13.4/11

The Puckered Zucchini

Welcome to the new 'diddle' age! We got dibs on the totes sus sitch on this ep, where we discuss creepy predators and lesbian pirates. Jen's thinning out Gen Z with compromised grilling ingredients, Camilo is buying into The Four Agreements and Kim thinks that narcissism is the latest self-diagnosed fad. In our feature segment, we discuss this generation's May/September romance (?!?) movie, the very horny/naked Emma Thompson film 'Good Luck to You, Leo Grande'. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.1/11

The Elite Purge

After a blatant HIPAA violation, we hear about Jen's mild COVID, Camilo's gnarly nasal passages and Kim's dud of a tropical storm. We have some marketable ideas for The Purge or Squid Game sequels – throw the elites in there! We do a takedown of Restaurant Week and its attendant mediocre if not downright contemptuous service, food quality and portion size. Kim enumerates the Wonka Chocolate Factory visitors and their sundry fates before we move on to this week's topic: the recent  overturning of Roe v. Wade and the consequences for the future of reproductive rights. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.6/11