Halfway There

We Are a Gourmet Podcast

Camilo and "Pym" have a run-in with the now-dubbed 'Loose Park Lolitas' and it could have gone better. This triggers a conversation with Kim & Jen about the – how to put it – more sensitive among Gen Z. Kim claps back at someone calling out her G'n'R tee, and Jen gets in fights with strangers. However, her eyes glaze over once we start discussing the decentralized future of social media. This episode sponsored by Blue Apron Chew and Square Space Dick, definitely not implying that we are affiliated with better known brands that may sound similar although we are extremely open to it. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

We Get Probed by a Listener

After our usual high quality banter, we sit down for some thought-provoking questions from one of our top listeners, Jordan T. We talk about annoying habits of today's youths, trends from our day that we may –or may not– want to see resurface, whether we are actually becoming our parents and myths about aging that we find are actually not true. And all sprinkled by our inimitable brand of humor and personal sparkle. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

Half Baked There: The Slapgate Edition

Join us for a very special episode dedicated to what everyone was talking about at the end of March 2022 – the Oscars' slap. Yes, everyone seems to have a take on this, but trust us, ours is the best one out there, 98% of dentists agree. Do we approve or do we frown upon it? Do we thinks it slaps or do we smack it down? Ok, that's enough. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9/6/11

Move Your Finger Off the Prime Rib!

Camilo destroys his voice right off the bat trying to imitate a death metal singer, Jen bemoans her empty "box" and Kim tells us about the con artist that got a free meal out of her and almost gave her COVID. Jen shares a think piece about the death of intimacy, and we discuss whether the culture of consent is obliterating the concept of casual sex. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

The Internet Is Basically a Lunch Room

Hey Halfsies! We run the gamut this week, from gender dysphoria to social media echo chambers and from eating organ meat to the return of thongs. In pop culture, we cover Kanye's mental health and Ryan Coogler's bizarre arrest. As for the kids? Well, some of the boys are looking up to bodybuilders on TikTok and Instagram and trying to emulate them while young– like, very, very young. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.2/11

Keep it pickled!

This week we introduce Half-Baked There (® ™ ™ ® ® ™ ™ ®), a themeless episode that was supposed to be shorter but isn't. But that's ok because honestly it's hilarious – we talk about the grueling casting for Madonna's upcoming biopic, Ukraine v. Russia and how one of the casualties is Quebecois 'Poutine', the fillers in Putin's face, Spain's double-diamond movies, Marie Antoinette and a lot more brain garbage. Listen to the very end for the new stunning, evocative new outro theme. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.6/11

Parade of Creepazoids

Lots of creeps come up in this episode, but as always we handle the subject with the research, seriousness and aplo– pffff who are we kidding. We are Gen X after all. Con artist to the wealthy Anna Delvey (and the hot Irish Communist that wanted a donation from Jen) are the only ones we vaguely admire, but we have no love for Ghislaine Maxwell – hot take! – or for parents that allow their children to continue profiting from Tik Tok despite credible threats from followers. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.2/11

Aughts Nostalgia & Tacky Heaven

Once again, we unleash the Kraken (aka Jen) – no, not that one – with an, ahem, animated discussion about the recent disbursement of Afghanistan funds. Jen and Camilo encourage Kim to freely diagnose Britney and Kanye (everyone's doing it) and we revel in the warmth of old-timey memories, such as Nipplegate. Camilo is trying to launch a new conspiracy theory about Bob Saget's Death, Kim prefers eternal damnation to a blah heaven and then muses on how sports will change in the not-so-distant future. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

The Coffin & The Casket

This is a spicy one–there's even bleeped out stuff! Things get hotter and hotter after we hear about Jen's massage and neighborhood snobbery. Animated discussion between Kim & Jen about the 'Trump' vaccine has Camilo fanning himself, but don't worry, it's all among fast friends. Camilo tries to dress up a threadbare story about the return of parties in 2022 with a meandering British accent, but it does lead to our incredible idea to monetize fake funerals. Listen for the details but it's all TM TM TM (c) (c) (c)! Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.4/11

Feed the Butt

Are you making a living selling farts in jars or teasing the masses on OnlyFans? Jen needs hot tips on how to get started. Kim reminisces about now mostly-defunct national restaurant chains that took residence on Times Square, and we all ponder who hurt food reviewer Pete Wells so much that he's compelled to write such scathing write-ups (Camilo stans him). Our feature comes courtesy of an article by Jenny Weller at GloFox.com, who outlines the 12 top fitness trends of 2022. Hint: move, like, once in a while. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.9/11