Halfway There

Lil Nose Job

This week Jen shares a tale of ultimate humiliation at the hands of a thrift-store shop owner and then we get really deep into Lil Nas X's "Industry Baby" video, comparing his boundary-breaking persona with Madonna's. Also, trigger warning on our conversation about sonically powered nose jobs. Along the way, friendships are strengthened, many laughs are had and the cringiness is (somewhat) kept at bay. Could the sound be better? Yes! Help us get better equipment by donating at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Cringe factor: 5.3/11

The Death-isode with Billie Botox

Aging & mortality are on our mind as we ruminate on elective surgery and when, if at all, is too soon to start; Billie Eilish has us thinking how we'd rather go (you know, Go go); and in the future, will we all be eating bugs a la bolognese? Believe it or not, there are loads of laughs to be had! Mostly because of the terrible sound (we're working on it, please donate to our Patreon so we can get decent equipment!) the cringe factor is: 6.7/11  |  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast?fan_landing=true

Anti-f***ing Beds

Loads and loads of hot takes spewing out in this one. Somehow, we manage to talk about shriveled old power brokers yet again, Camilo ponders how much boning is going on at this pandemic year's Olympics, Kim walks us through the lucrative CBD beauty industry and Jen sets the room on fire with her rejection of NFTs. Not too cringey, really, but we have our moments. Cringe factor: 4.6/11

At-Home Dentistry

In this episode we try to insert ourselves into the raging conflict between Millenials and Gen Z in re skinny jeans and side parts. Kim scrambles to identify where Gen X falls in this conflict, Jen suggests we don't follow TikTok influencer's far-fetched beauty tips and Camilo ponders whether CRISPR technology will allow China to create the perfect army. Also, we talk sexy cannibalism and give shockingly sincere advice. Cringe factor: 6.3/11.

Come cringe with us!

The cringiest episode yet! We had to beep a name out and completely fumble a blind item. Jen is staying in hovels not hotels, Kim shoots into space with Richard Branson & Camilo doesn’t know what to do about gnarly toenails. Meanwhile, a sense of anarchy prevails over the proceedings. Cringe factor: 13.2/11

The Perverts Are Running Amok

In this sober-er-erish episode, we talk about nasty men both alive & dead, we present highly questionable financial "knowledge," and discuss the possible cynicism of Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg's friendship. There's a heated debate about flying cars and whether they are awesome or a sign of the apocalypse, Lil Nas X's latest marketing debacle and Korean Beauty – does it work or is it an elaborate scam to get you to buy & apply ten expensive products a day? This episode's cringe factor: 7.2/11 

It's Tuesday, It's Tuesday!

Kim takes up the banner not just for Britney Spears but also for Rebecca Black of "Friday" infamy, Jen has been putting too many creams on her face & Camilo is looking forward to senior home VR experiences. Plus, everyone recalls fondly the toxic misogyny of Benny Hill. Also, new theme songs! Do you like them, or should someone who can actually make real music create new ones for us? Episode cringe factor: 9.6/11.

The Cobbled-Together One

We keep dropping audio yet bouncing back because we have so much to say! Camilo has breaking news about a potentially life-changing request, Jen is outraged, simply -outraged- at the privatization of vaccines & Kim becomes a lady of a certain age. We discuss the mental breakdown of Tik Tok creators, whether future AI will play nice or not, and a lot more highly disinformed, off-the-cuff jokes & commentary. Write us your life/sex/relationship/love advice questions at: HalfwayTherethePodcast@gmail.com – *MWAH*  |  Episode Cringe Score: 6.4/11

Mr. Basket Ballz

We actually followed through and recorded a second episode! The cringe meter flies off the charts as we discuss injecting saline solution into one's junk, Kim regales us with a tale of an inappropriate high school teacher and Jen alienates the entire state of New Hampshire. There's loads more hilarity and embarrassing revelations — you'll just have to listen! This episode's Cringe Factor: 8.9/11.

Figuring it out

Our first episode! Jen's already several cocktails in and wrecks our perfectly rehearsed intros. It's only downhill from there, but in a good way – like skiing, where you -want- to go downhill. But we don't actually talk about skii-- anyway, it's good. A bit malformed like Sloth from The Goonies but still quality stuff. Just listen already!

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